Max Monkey

Max Monkey was born in the dimension "i" a half a hundred million years ago.
Thus he caused a warm, warm evolution to occur.
People were warned, but noone did anything about it.
Now he is a furry monkey and a man and very very warm.
You are warm and were warned.
Warmth warning. Monkey dawning.
Hot burning monkey person for everyone and for you.
Hot buttery man.

Mr. Furwalkin

I remember this very well - i was a little tiny baby freezing to death in Bermuda.
I was almost dead when suddenly a band of men came
and brought me in from the cold.
They raised me and kept me warm forever, teaching me songs
and keeping my skin warm by pressing theirs against mine.
I left Bermuda in 1991 to move to a warmer climate and so I moved to New York.
That was when it happened.